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我是本次航班的機長 This is your captain speaking
后期：waterzzd
飛機將在七個半小時后飛抵達Nice Flight time to Nice will be seven hours thirty minutes
稍后機組人員將會 Our flight attendants will be coming by
為您提供免費的餐點 to provide you with complimentary beverages
打擾一下 Excuse me
喂 醒醒啊 Hello? Excuse me
起床啦 Hey there!
媽 Mom!
別這樣行嗎 Do you mind?
緊急出口在13D座 寶貝 Emergency exit's 13D sweetie
知道了 謝謝 爸 Great, got it, thanks Dad
-打擾一下 -你好 -Excuse me -Bonjour
-請給我們三杯多麗白葡萄酒 -我不要 -Three chardonnay's please -No, nothing for me
-我在飛行時習慣保持警惕 -我也不要謝謝 -I always remain alert in flight -Me neither thank you
就來三杯 Just the three then
我很為你驕傲寶貝 很多剛被甩的女人 I am so proud of you sweetie. A lot of women who just got dumped
是不會參與這次的度假的 但你除外 would have backed out of this vacation but not you
謝謝 爸 但我沒有被甩 Thanks Dad, but I didn't get dumped
-其實不是...-其實是雙方面的 -It wasn't quite like that it...-It was mutual
是啊 他甩了她的時候 Yes, they agreed to part ways
他們就分道揚鑣了 when he dumped her
我覺得是因為他需要空間 I thought it was because he needed space?
不 他只是覺得她不夠心血來潮 No he just didn't find her spontaneous enough
太謹慎了嗎 Too safe?
是太無趣了 Predictable
我還坐在這 我不是聾子 I am sitting right here. I can hear you
他本想帶你去 He tried to get you to go
蹦極 但你拒絕了 bungie jump but you wouldn't do it
我恐高 而且我不想在大庭廣眾下嘔吐 I have a thing about heights and a rule about vomiting in public
這理由應該很充分 I think that's perfectly reasonable
太多條條框框了 親愛的 Too many rules dear
小心點沒什么不好的 安全產生性欲 There's nothing wrong with being cautious sweetie, safety is sexy
你媽和我第一次做愛時 我們一直 The first time your mother and I made love we managed to
都想把安全帶扣起來 但卻并不容易 keep our seatbelts on the entire time. It wasn't easy
好了 爸爸 OK Dad!
我剛說了我不想在大庭廣眾下嘔吐 What did I just say about vomiting in public?
換個座位吧 Change seats
緊急出口是... And the emergency exit is...?
-13D 相信我 我知道 -13D trust me, I know where it is
從哪可以跳下飛機 About to throw myself out of it
我看到他了 I've got a visual on him now
目標確認 Target confirmed
我知道程序 I know the drill
法國尼斯
三分鐘
下午五點之前要完成交易 You have until five pm to deliver the package
之后老板希望你關閉賬戶 Then the boss wants you to close the account
好 我已經準備好做掉他了 Yeah, yeah, I will have his final bill ready to go
你把我和我妻子安排在二樓 You have my wife and I on the second floor
-卻把我女兒安排在三樓 -And my daughter on the third
可我訂房時明確說過要相鄰的房間 When I specifically booked adjacent rooms
我向你保證你的房間很不錯 I assure you your room is lovely Mr...
不錯和相鄰是不一樣的 Lovely and adjacent are not the same thing
她是個孤獨的單身女人 She's a single woman always alone
我并不是一直單身 只是最近才分手 Recently single. I am not always alone
爸 房間就這樣吧 你能不能... Dad, the room is fine can you just...
你知道有多少搶劫是在酒店發生的嗎寶貝 Do you know how many push in robberies happen in hotels sweetie
都要三樓的 我們想要海景房 Third floor. We'd like an ocean view
房間不都是一樣的嘛 Always the same things with the rooms
讓你爸來處理 Let Daddy do his thing
這法國人會屈服的 The little Frenchman will cave
他和"那誰"一樣有張滑頭的臉 He's a weasel face like "you know who"
Richard 我說的是Richard Richard, I'm talking about Richard
我知道 媽 I know Mother
我們再也不提他了 -記得嗎 We're not discussing him anymore -Remember?
好的 好 Right, right
-對我們來說 他已經死了 -對 -He's dead to us. -Yes!
你就從來不介意他有個女人般的翹臀嗎 So it never bothered you that he had kind of a womanly butt?
什么 What?
他沒有 No he did not!
就當我什么也沒說 Forget I said anything
-我不會說法語 -I do not speak French
-抱歉 你的問題我們已經解決了 -Excuse me. we have resolved the problem
我去看下我的房間 I'm gonna go check on my room
你和老爸處理吧 You and Dad figure this out
記得路上吃胃藥 You want a Maalox for the road?
能遷就我一下嗎 Wouldn't it be easier just to humour me?
-你好 -你好 -bonjour -bonjour
下樓
你忘記按按鈕了
這電梯也太慢了
你每次看我的眼神都越來越怪
我不會說法語 I don't speak French
我剛見你的時候就知道了 Yeah, no I got it the first time
你剛剛為什么不說 Why were you pretending back there?
我不知道 你為什么跟著我 I don't know? Why did you follow me?
我要去沙灘 -記得嗎 I was already going to the beach -Remember?
對 我也能去游泳 Yeah, well I could be going swimming too
是嗎 Are you?
不 No
我只是想到海里泡泡 -真丟人 I'm just going to go marinate -in shame
順便介紹下 我叫Spencer I'm Spencer, by the way
很高興見到你 Spencer It's nice to meet you Spencer
你不打算介紹自己嗎 Do you have a name?
Jen Jennifer 有時叫Jenny 不 Jen, Jennifer, sometimes Jenny no its...
Jen. 就是Jen Jen. It's just Jen
在天黑之前 我要去游個泳... I'm gonna go uh...swimming. Before it gets dark
嗯 當然 Yes, of course
像這樣的肌肉是需要好好保養 Muscles like that take some upkeep
今晚能和我去喝一杯嗎 Do you wanna get a drink with me tonight?
好啊 我也沒什么事能做 為什么不呢 Yeah, yeah sure. I don't have anything better to do. So why not?
好的 Great
日落時在"Stella Maurice"餐廳見面 I'll see you at "Stella Maurice" at sunset
至少你找到能做的事了 At least you got something better to do
哦 不 沒帶可愛的裙子嗎 Oh no...No cute dress?
我連一條象樣的裙子也沒帶嗎 I didn't pack a single cute dress?
我的天啊 Oh God
沒想到我帶了這么多襪子 得買條裙子 I don't think I have all my socks -Gotta find a dress
謝謝 Thanks
我們敲了幾次門 We knocked on your door several times
我不相信你沒聽見 I can't believe you're missing this
爸 抱歉 只是... I know Dad, I'm sorry. It's just...
我實在是餓得不行了 You know, my stomach. It's going crazy
我們會帶鹽脆薄餅和姜汁回來的 We'll come back right away with saltines and ginger ale
不 待著別走 我沒事 No! Stay put, I'm fine
千萬別逞強 寶貝 Don't be a hero sweetie
爸 相信我 你不會想參與進來的 Dad trust me, you don't want to be a part of this
等等 Uh...wait
親愛的 Darling?
至少你在海邊會看起來苗條些 At least you'll look thin on the beach
你肯定你會沒事嗎 Are you sure you're going to be all right?
對 你和媽去吧 Yes! You and Mom go
我不在 玩得開心點 Have fun without me
你會找到你的完美伴侶的 You're going to find the perfect guy
正直善良 善解人意 Someone who's good and decent and kind
骨子里沒有花心的成分 Who doesn't have a dishonest bone in his body
天啊 Oh God!
位子選的很棒 You picked a perfect table
這是為遲到的補償 I had to atone for being late
太糟了 我討厭香檳 Ooh. Too bad I hate champagne
-真的嗎 抱歉 不要了...-我開玩笑的... -Really? I'm sorry please no...-I was joking...
我開玩笑的 這是玩笑話 It was a joke. That was a joke
我是個約會機器人來觀察你的行為 I am a dating robot sent here to observe your ways
你剛用的是機器人的語調 You just pulled a robot voice
好了 別擔心 All right, don't worry
有很多人因為 There's a certain segment of the population
那樣說話而走紅 that goes over big for that sort of thing
是啊...就像書呆子 Yeah...Nerds
他們是我的主要收入來源 They're my bread and butter
是嗎 你是做什么的 Yeah? How's that working out for you?
天啊 媽的 Oh God! Oh Shit!
你呢 How about you?
我不知道 I don't know
你還好吧 Are you all right?
你好 Hi!
你在逃亡嗎 Are you on the lamb?
你看見站在菜單那里的男人嗎 You see that guy over by the menus?
高得嚇人 胡子修得很好的那個 Freakishly tall, excellent mustache
-好 -不 我要去別的地方 -Ok -No, I do need to sit down somewhere
那胡子是修得相當不錯啊 That is a gorgeous mustache
他...他是個俄國外交官 Well he umm...He's a Russian diplomat
也是個性變態 Also kind of a pervert
我飛機上坐在他旁邊...他想入非非 Sat next to him on the plane...Got a little grabby
真的嗎 等等...女人不喜歡壞壞的男人嗎 Really? wait, wait, wait...Women don't like grabby?
那我得換掉我的處事方式了 I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O
我還聽說在酒店他想把房間換到我隔壁 I also heard him in the hotel trying to get the room next to mine
這有點奇怪 It was just kind of weird
但愿你已經換房了 I hope you switched rooms
不 我喜歡處在緊張的境地中 Oh no, no I like to live on the edge
危險怪物 超辣食物...蹦極 Dangerous weirdoes, Spicy food...Bungie jumping
我能理解前兩個 但... I can see dangerous weirdoes and spicy foods but...
蹦極 我是說 Bungie jumping? I'm mean
在眾目睽睽下嘔吐應該不會性感吧 it's almost never sexy to puke in public
我也是這么說的 That's what I said
真的嗎 Really?
對啊 Yeah
在這下面真的很不錯... I mean it's really nice down here and all but...
但我打賭他們已經走了... My bet is that they're gone so...
我們能上去了嗎 Shall we?
當然 好 Sure. OK
那么... So...
咱們點菜吧 Should we order?
咱們走吧 知道嗎 You know what? Let's get out of here
這服務太差了...而且我想帶你看看Nice The service is awful and...I need to show you Nice
我想讓你告訴我你的故事 You realize I'm gonna make you tell me your whole life story
相信我 很無趣的 Trust me. It's boring
想喝點酒嗎 Do you want some of mine?
不 實際上 我不該喝那么多酒的... Oh no! Actually I really don't drink that much...
我該... I should just...
慢慢來 Slow down
你做什么的 What do you do?
我嗎 Me?
咨詢...我是個顧問...公司顧問 Consulting...I'm a consultant...For a company
公司顧問 Company consultant
我們要縮減開支 所以我經常旅行... We've been doing a lot of downsizing I travel a lot so...
然后裁員 Downsizing people
哦 Oh
你知道...如果你能做任何事... Well if you could do anything...You know...
世上的任何事 你想做什么 Anything in the world what would you do?
我就想要找個地方安定下來 I just think it would be nice to put down some roots
你知道我真的一直想要認識 You know I've actually always wanted to know my neighbors
我的鄰居們但我之前一直沒機會 I've never had that before
真的很不錯 That's actually pretty beautiful
你很美 You're pretty beautiful
是因為這裙子... It's the dress I...
不是的 It's not the dress
沒有裙子你還會很美 You'd be beautiful without the dress
不是說我在想象你裸體的樣子... Not that I'm visualizing you naked although...
當然我肯定也是很美的...我的意思是... I'm sure you would look beautiful...I'm saying that...
就算你穿別的衣服... you would be...beautiful...clothed...
也一定會很美的 Differently as well
謝謝 我還要一杯 Yeah, thank you I do need another
-我幫你去拿吧 別趁機走開哦 -好的 -Why don't I get you another. Don't leave -I won't
別動！ Stay put! hmmph
好啦 我和你跳舞 Okay fine. I will dance with you
抱歉 什說什么 I'm sorry. What?
你為了勾引我差不多快撕開你的裙子了 You almost ripped out of your dress. To try to seduce me
你做到了 It worked!
-不 我是...-好吧 就一會 -No I was...-Okay maybe just for a minute
喔 你是個...活力四射的舞者 Wow! you are...A very enthusiastic dancer
天啊...-喔... Oh, oh this...Oh God! -Ahh...
跳的不錯 但我要 This is very nice but I should really get back
回到自己的約會里去 to my date
現在我要讓你意亂情迷 別動 Now, I blow your mind don't move
現在你要讓我意亂情迷 天啊 好吧 Oh now you're gonna blow my mind oh god. Okay
抱歉 我要打斷一下 Excuse me I'm going to cut in here
退后 美國佬 Back off! Yankee
去找你自己的婊子 Go find your own prostitute
不 你誤會了 Oh no. No you're misunderstanding
抱歉 我不是妓女... I'm sorry, I am not a prostitute...
-是因為這裙子像妓女穿的嗎 -不是 -Does this dress say prostitute? -No
不是這樣的 可能因為 It's not really, it's just its its maybe
等等...Just Jen Wait...Just Jen
什么 Yes?
-Just Jen -怎么了 -Just Jen -Yes?
我整晚一直都想做一件事 There's something that I've been wanting to do all night
你標簽還沒撕 Your tag was still on
-哦 不 -抱歉 -Oh no! -Sorry
-不 不 不 不 -沒事的 -No, no no no -It's Okay
沒事的 It's Okay
不...我買不起這件裙子 No. Its...I can't afford this dress
我沒撕標簽是因為我買不起 I left the tag on because I can't afford it
除非我爸幫我買 Not unless my father buys it for me
但他不會...因為他不在這 Which he wouldn't because...He's not here
沒事的 It's okay
你沒事吧 It's fine are you okay?
難以置信 太緊了 No, I can't believe this -So tight!
抱歉我沒法裝下去了我不是這樣的姑娘 I'm sorry, I can not keep this up. I am not this girl
我不是心血來潮的人 I am not spontaneous
我從沒喝過這么多 I never drink this much
我不喜歡緊張的生活 And I don't live on the edge
我的生活平淡安靜 I live a very quiet, normal life
我也想要平淡的生活 非常喜歡 I would like a normal life I'd kill for a normal life
但現在有點偏離軌道了... Well just it...it gets it gets worse
還記得餐廳里那個... Just, you know that guy...
長胡子的家伙嗎 At the restaurant with the mustache
那個性變態 The restaurant pervert
那是我爸爸 That's my Dad
-喔 -嗯 -Wow -Yeah
聽起來家里情況很糟啊 Sounds like a really bad home situation
不 不 天啊 不是的 No, no! Oh God! No
他既不是俄國人也不是性變態 He's not Russian or a pervert
他是個飛行員 He's a pilot
他開飛機的我和父母來這度假 He flies planes. I...I came on vacation with my parents
那就是...我太不好意思了 That...How lame I am
我本來應該和我的土包子男友一起來的 I was supposed to come here with my geek boyfriend
但他因為那女的就甩了我... But he dumped me for this girl and then...
抱歉 繼續說 Sorry. Go ahead
我不能呼吸了 I can't breathe
這裙子真的是太緊了 This dress is really, really tight
我真的要馬上把它脫掉 I need to get out of it seriously
我整晚都被它包著 你能幫我 I've been sucking it in all night
你嫩 幫我脫下來 脫掉它 Can you just. You gotta get it off. Just take it off
-真的嗎 - 恩 -Really? -Yeah take it off
-好的 -脫吧 -Okay all right -Let's do this
拉煉卡住了 The zipper's stuck
就扯開來吧 我爸會付錢的 Just break it its fine. My father will pay for it
對 扯開它 yeah, break it
那...轉過去 Here just...Turn around
-別動 別動啊...-天啊 -Stay still...-Don't hold still
我...額 I...Uh
謝謝 Thanks
我 我到那去 I'll be. I'm gonna be over here
我不看...用這姿勢 Doing this...In this manner
謝謝你對我... Thank you For...
這么坦白 Being so honest
我真的覺得我該和你分享些什么 I actually feel like I should share something with you
真的很難開口 It's gonna be really hard to say
但... But...
我覺得 你很真實... I feel like. You're real. So...
所以我也想對你坦誠一點 I want to be real with you
我以前從沒和別人說過這事... Haven't really told anyone this before but...
我殺人 I kill people
你的反應比我想的好多了 Wow. You're taking this a lot better than I expected
了不起 Awesome
基本上都是壞蛋 我不殺好人 Usually it's bad people
我不是殺人犯 It's not like I'm out killing good guys
我不是職業殺手 I'm not a murderer
我的職業是 我的職業是... I'm a professional. I professionally...
殺人 Kill people
你是個很棒的傾聽者 You're a great listener
優秀的傾聽者 Excellent Listener
我不喜歡我做的事 很不喜歡 I don't like what I do I'm not a fan of it
但我喜歡你 But I like you
明天我帶你去逛Nice Tomorrow, I'm going to show you Nice
希望...這僅僅只是個開始 And hopefully...That's just the beginning
因為我喜歡你 'Cause I like you
你該咬一口嘗嘗 You should take a bite
試試看啊 我不打算全吃完 Go ahead and try it I'm not going to eat it all
天哪 法國菜太好吃了... Good lord! French food...
你真該嘗嘗 You should try that
我去下...就去下洗手間 I'm going to uh...Just going to go to the restroom
你只是一時迷戀Spencer這種事太多了 It's a crush Spence it happens
去練練槍 找幾個模特玩玩 Go shoot some guns and screw some models
你就會煥然一新了 You'll be good as new
接著呢 再去殺人嗎 Then what? Kill some more people
他們是國家公敵 不是普通人 They're enemies of the state. Not people
你確定嗎 Are you sure about that?
五年前Levedeaux還為我們工作 'Cause five years ago Levedeaux worked for us
然后他去了NSA 天知道他還去過哪 And then the NSA and god knows who else
這周他就突然變成敵人了 but this week he's the enemy
你究竟怎么了 What the hell's wrong with you?
和個陽光女孩約會了一周 You go and screw Polly Anna for a week
就讓你放棄一生的工作嗎 And suddenly your life's work's out the window?
她是正常人 She's normal
和她一起我覺得自己也是正常的 也許我... And I feel normal when I'm with her. And maybe I...
醒醒吧 是我們這樣的人在保護著她的世界 Wake up! Her world only exists because of people like us
有些人誤入歧途我很難過 And I'm sorry if people change sides
有時朋友成了敵人 Sometimes a friend becomes an enemy
你必須消滅他們 And you have to take them out
她信任我 She trusts me
我不想辜負這份信任 And I'm not willing to compromise that
這些工作沒得選擇Spencer These jobs are not optional Spencer
你不能隨便收手 You don't get to just walk away
等著瞧 Watch me
江山易改本性難改 Spencer You are who you are Spencer! You can't change that
我最感欣慰的是 I think the best part is you're finally with someone
你終于找到個有魅力的男朋友了 who's genuinely attractive
我知道 I know
我一直在想 I keep thinking
我應該已經習慣... I'm going to build up some kind of tolerance to his...
他完美的身材了 Physical, Godlike Perfection
可到到目前為止還不行 Which just hasn't happened yet
不用了 No no
我不喝 I'm Okay
現在為時還早 媽媽 It's a little early Mom
早嗎... Ha ha! Early...
他們兩個一起沒問題嗎 Do you think they're all right up there?
只要你爸爸別向他開槍就沒事 Oh, as long as Daddy doesn't shoot him we're good
我聽說你目前失業 So I hear you're jobless
企業顧問這行不好做伯父 Corporate consule thing a tough business sir
Jen和我商量著安定下 Jen and I were talking about putting some roots down
我也許會在這開家自己的公司 I might open up my own firm here
看看我的鞋 Look at my shoes
它們是Edward Greene牌的我在二十年前買的 They are Edward Greene. I picked them up 20 years ago
當時我還在飛London航線的時候 When I was still flying the London route
如果你擁有質量上乘的東西 If you have something of great quality
加之精心照顧 你就能永遠擁有它 And you take good care of it. You'll have it forever
我知道你在替Jen擔心 I know you're worried about Jen
我何必護心 Why would I worry?
我相信 I am confident
你不會傷害她的 That you'll never hurt her
槍法漂亮 That's a nice shot
承蒙夸獎 我曾是Eagle Scout成員 Thank you, I was an Eagle Scout
童子軍真的讓你練習射擊嗎 They really let you shoot stuff in the Boy Scouts?
也海軍陸戰隊呆過 So do the Marines
永遠忠誠 Semper Fi
你來開一槍 That was yours
-抱歉我...-準備 Spencer -I'm sorry I...-Prepare Spencer
童子軍沒教過你嗎 You would have learned that in the Boy Scouts
我在4H青年組織待過 I was in 4H
你知道 Jen不是脆弱的瓷娃娃 You know, Jen's not some fragile China doll
她風趣 體貼 聰明 She's funny, and she's sweet. And she's smart
但思維很跳躍 上一刻 But in this kind of an off kilter kind of way where one minute
她還在說Nice在二戰中的戰略地位 she could be talking about the strategic value of Nice in WWII
下一刻她就談起Carey Grant的糟糕婚姻 And the next she's telling me that Carey Grant dropped acid
我的意思是... Which I...My point is...
她說什么都無所謂 It...It doesn't matter what she says
我信任她 I can trust her
我依賴她 I depend on her
而不是她依賴我 Sir. It's not the other way around
所以... So...
如果你同意的話 With your blessing
我想娶她 I'm going to marry her
歡迎加入我們家 Spencer Welcome to the family Spencer
謝謝 Cornfield先生... Thank you Mr.Cornfield Please...
叫我伯父就好 Please call me sir
三年后
有多大啊 How big is it?
非常大 附近街區里最大的 Oh, it's big. It's probably the biggest on the block
我之前看過類似的嗎 Well have I ever seen anything like it before?
呃...也許在雜志里 或是夢里 Uhh...Maybe in a magazine or in your dreams
我會懂得怎么打理嗎 Will I know what to do with it?
有問題我幫你 I'll help you navigate the tricky parts
別動 別動 Creedy, creedy
這塊蒙眼布讓我看不到什么... It's this blindfold that's making me...
-親愛的 -對不起 抱歉 -Owww! Honey -Sorry, sorry
我沒有...我... I didn't...I...
準備 Prepare
大吃...一驚吧 To be...Thrilled
我的天 Oh my God
Spence Spence
你改建了我的辦公室 You remodeled my office
這么井井有條 It's so organized
好了 你可以吻我了 Okay you can kiss me now
我怎么這么幸運 How did I get so lucky?
我何德何能 可以嫁給你 How did I get a guy like you?
很簡單 It was easy
因為你的魅力 It was your charm
和才智 And you wit
你真的不該這么寵我 尤其是... You really shouldn't be spoiling me especially since...
特別是這周末是你生日 It's your birthday weekend
不 我們說好了的 No we talked about this
今年不要大張旗鼓 We're not going to make a big deal out of it this year
不送禮物 不開派對 No presents. No parties
只是明晚和我爸媽一起吃個飯 It's just dinner tomorrow night with my parents
我保證 但我可沒同意不送禮物 I promise. But I never agreed to no presents
快點 我忍著不說有一個星期了 Come on! I have been keeping this secret for a week
我就要忍到極限了 I'm at my limit
真受不了你 You kill me
到Nice的不定期機票 Open it it's tickets to Nice
我們可以回到最初相識的地方 I thought we could go back to where it began you know?
最重要的是我們隨時去都可以 And the best part is we can go anytime
不過這個月我排班 月末有兩周假 But because I rule I got two weeks off at the end of the month
你不想去Nice嗎 Do you no want to go to Nice?
當然想去了 Of course I do
只是 我最近工作很忙... Things are hectic at work right now and...
這里有很多事要做 We have a lot going on here
另外 這個月底還有桃子節 Plus the peach parade is at the end of the month and
你打算做水果餡餅的 You were going to make your cobbler
我做的水果餡餅糟透了 My cobbler sucks
你知道是什么讓Nice這么有魅力嗎 You know what made Nice great?
是你 You
在這我擁有了全世界 I have everything that I need right here
[打棒球時分散擊球手注意力的歌謠] #Hey batter batter batter batter Hey batter batter batter#
-加油 -跑快點 -Let's go! -Pick up the pace
Spencer Spencer!
嗨 Hi!
Lily和Mac Lily and Mac
嗨 很高興能遇上你 Hey! I'm glad we caught you
街區派對 Block Party
好吧 真的嗎 All right. Yeah?
你還可以變裝 And you guys can dress up
-太好了 -好的 -Perfect -OK
你知道 再拿一張 You know what? Here's another one
沒錯 我們打算裝那種翅膀 Yeah, we're going to have those wings
-好極了 -我在上面吐了口水 -Great -That's got my little bit of spit on it
別學我 Don't clone me
我們回去做愛 祝你玩得開心 Okay we're going to go make love you have fun
-好的 -保重 -Okay -take care
-拜拜 -祝你一天愉快 -See you. -Have a good one
街區派對 街區派對 Block party Block Party!
我們的最新互聯網安全套裝采用聲納技術 Our new Norton internet security suite has sonar behaviour
防止任何未知網絡威脅 based protection that defends against any unknown online threats
記得向猶豫不決的客戶聲明這一特色 Be sure to flag that feature for undecided clients
好了 各位 Okay people
這項工作即將展開你們都聽到了 所以... You heard her we're rolling this out immediately. So uh...
開始工作吧 Let's hop to it hmm?
Jen Uh.. Jen.
一如既往的精煉簡潔 -謝謝 Polished and concise as always -Thank you
去San Francisco時不必做任何修改 Don't change a word when you go to San Francisco
你想讓我在新聞發布會上發言嗎 You want me to speak at the conference?
不 我想讓你全權負責它 No, I want you to dominate it
Okay right 好吧 好吧
你明天就起程吧 You fly out tomorrow
Newpar先生 明天是... Oh, Mr.Newpar, tomorrow's umm...
這太突然了 It's such short notice
不能派其它人去嗎 There's no one else you can send?
發布會周一才開... The conference isn't until Monday just...
用周末準備 你行的 Take the weekend to prepare. You'll be fine
好的 Okay
我當然沒說因為Spencer要過生日 Of course I didn't say that it was Spencer birthday
為了照顧丈夫拒絕出差 Because it is extremely unprofessional to turn down a
非常不專業 business trip to baby-sit your husband
不管是不是生日 而且... Birthday or not. And...
所以我才沒說嘛 That's why I didn't mention it
你到底能不能帶他出去啊 Can you take him out tonight or not?
喂 Hello?
爸 Dad?
我答應 If I have to
我愛你 甜心 Love you sweetie
我也愛你 再見 I love you too. Bye
不對 太低了 No no. It's too low
你能把后面那個升高一寸嗎 對 不對 Can you lift the back one up an inch? Right, no
對 就是那兒 好極了 Right, right there. Perfect
你明天能來一下嗎 抱歉 Can you come in tomorrow? I'm sorry
Mildred的報賬又出問題了 Mildred's having trouble with the billing again
周六 Mildred和賬單 麻煩三重奏 Saturday, Mildred and bills a trifecta
抱歉 謝謝你 I'm sorry. Thank you
沒事 Fine
你怎么看這個穿西 What do you think about this thing?
Henry說這是我們的招牌作品 Well, Henry says it's a statement piece
這不就意味著我們喜歡 Yeah but is it stating that we like
在天花板上掛丑丑的東西嗎 ugly shit hanging from our ceiling?
沒錯 Yep
什么沒錯 Yep, What?
你把會議室變成了鬼屋 Yes you turned our conference room into Bambi's nightmare
我知道 Yeah I know
幫我個忙 Hey! Listen, do me a favor
拿些地板樣本給Olivia好嗎 Grab some flooring samples for Olivia all right?
要耐用又容易清洗的 Something durable that cleans up easy
以防我們決定在地板上做愛 In case we decide to have sex on the floor
沒問題 Of course
你不擔心她會吐嗎 You're worried she'll vomit?
她挖苦我時反而更招人喜歡 I like her even more when she's mean to me
你會惹上官司的 You're going to be a law suit
也許吧 Probably
我和其它女人調情時 She gets aggravated though you know
她會生氣 事情就是這樣 When I flirt with other women. That's what it is
你知道那只發生在色情影片中吧 You do realize that only happens in pornos
沒錯 優秀的色情電影 Yeah! The good pornos
我要追她 I'm gonna give her a shot
在我和Olivia撇清關系后 Soon as I'm done letting Olivia do dirty things to me
那可能需要一段時間 That's going to take a while
Olivia可比你放蕩多了 Olivia's a bigger slut than you are
我們今晚去打籃球嗎 還是怎樣 Hey! Are we going to pretend to play basketball tonight? Or what?
都不行 我和Jen約了吃飯 No can do. I've got dinner with Jen
我看到你的膽溜走了 Ahhh! I think I just saw your balls roll by
是嗎 你要幫我撿回來嗎 Yeah? You wanna go catch them for me?
踩扁了 Just crushed it
剛剛一腳踩扁了 Just crushed one of your balls right there
走著瞧 We'll see
從現在起叫我"摧膽人" Call me "ball crusher" from now on
結果順利嗎 So! how'd it go?
好極了 Newpar讓我到舊金山出差 Too good. Newpar is sending me To San Francisco
不是演示 而是Spencer的禮物 No, no. Not the presentation. Spencer's gift?
關于旅行他怎么說 What did he say about the trip?
他想呆在家里吃水果餡餅 He wants to stay home and eat cobbler
不度假 不去France旅游勝地 No vacation No French getaway?
不去了 No
哪個正常人會拒絕這樣一次旅行啊 Who in their right mind? Turns down a vacation like that?
你知道Spencer是個戀家的人 Well you know Spence he's kind of a home body
好吧...好吧 Okay, Okay...Okay
你們結婚多久了 三年了吧 How long have you two been married? What like three years?
是啊 Yeah
那就是你的問題了 Okay that's your problem
我有什么問題 I have a problem?
大家都在說七年之癢 Everyone always talks about the seven year itch
卻沒人提過三年之痛 But no one mentions the three year snooze
人會變得自滿 People get complacent
變得松懈 但你要保持警惕 Get relaxed but you have to be vigilant
不然你會不修邊幅 不重儀表 Okay otherwise your growing out your leg hair. Your growing
穿著肥大的牛仔褲 Out your "down there" hair you're wearing your fat jeans
和內衣到處跑 明白嗎 and a pair of Spanx Okay?
然后他就會出軌 And the next thing you know. he runs off
和某個真人秀節目明星好上 With a reality TV star named Shawnda Okay?
那是我的親身經歷 And that's my personal experience
但是我告訴你 But I'm telling you
你最好小心點因為那個明星會六種語言 You better watch out. Because Shawnda speaks six languages
其中一種就是 And one of those languages
-狐媚術 -你還吃嗎 -Is sex. -Are you going to eat that?
我超級餓 Getting hungz...Super hungz over here
桃子廣場汽車旅館 Peach Plaza Motel
我想找一位名為... Ah yes. I am trying to reach a guest named...
什么... Yes uh...
名為Annabell Hensler的客人 Yes the guest named Annabell Hensler
請稍等 Just a moment
你可夠慢的 我們得見一面 Well it took you long enough. We need to meet
不可能Annabell That's not going to happen Annabell
我明白你喜歡郊區的平淡生活 I get that you love being this soft, suburban zombie
但就像我三年前在Nice和你說過的 But like I told you 3 years ago in Nice
你不能說不干就不干 You can't just walk away from this game
我有工作給你 I've got a job for you kiddo
我金盆洗手了 I'm out. You're going to have to find somebody
找其它人收拾你的爛攤子 Else to clean up your mess
如果你不干 它就變成你的爛攤子了 My Mess! If you don't do this job. It'll be your mess
我在一一四號房 I'm in room 1-1-4
我等你 I'll be waiting for you
照我說的做 Just do what I'm telling you
Spencer Spencer
你剛掛了誰的電話嗎 Did you just hang up on someone?
沒有 No
Jen工作走不開 Jenn's tied up at work so I'm supposed to do something nice
由我來替你慶祝生日 for your birthday so. Here I am
我帶你去吃飯 I'm going to feed you
好極了 Oh boy. That's great
不過我真的可以隨便對付一頓 Really. I can just grab something real simple
你是說你寧愿自己一個人吃嗎 Are you saying you would rather eat alone?
不是 No
當然不是...我們一起吃吧 Of course not I...Let's break some bread
誰是"h" Who's "h"?
我以前的上司 My old boss
問我要不要回去工作 Just asked me if I want my old job back
他擁抱和親吻你 He sent you hugs and kisses
沒錯 Yep
France人的習慣 It's a French thing
喜歡親吻...吃水果 You know always kissing...Fruits
我不能讓你穿成這樣去吃飯 I can't take you to dinner dressed like a street urchin so...
先到你家換套成熟點的衣服 We'll stop by your house and pick up adult apparel
我把車留在這里 I'll leave my car here
你到前面等我一下 I will meet you out front
你怎么了 What's with you?
你坐立不安 You're like a chained recess monkey at the wheel
想到和你一起吃飯很興奮 Just excited about the two of us grabbing dinner
你和岳母還打算去游輪嗎 You and Mrs.K still thinking about going on that cruise?
是的 Yes
去哪里 Where are you going to go?
我覺得你真的問太多了 Spencer I really think that's up to the captain Spencer
你們這些孩子怎么回事 What's with you kids?
Jen回來時燈應該開著 不然不安全 Jen shouldn't be coming home to a dark house. It's not safe
我非常同意 I couldn't agree with you more sir
我是不是把鑰匙落在車上了 Did I leave my keys in the truck?
我可不會傳心術 Spencer I am not telepathic Spencer
也許我該... Maybe I'll just...
這里可不是夢幻樂園 車不上鎖會被偷 This is not Candyland unlocked trucks get stolen
因此謹慎的人該建個車庫 Which is why careful men use the garage
-謝謝 -鑰匙有自己的用連 -Thank you sir. -Keys are in their mission
驚喜 Surprise!!!
我告訴過你我不會為你辦派對... I told you I wouldn't throw you a party...
在我過生日的時候 對嗎 真可愛 On my birthday. Right. Very cute
沒想到吧 Not what you were expecting right?
是的 No
好吧 Okay
好的 All right
我這就上樓去換衣服 I'm going to run upstairs and change really quick
好的 我們在樓下等你 Okay we'll be down here waiting when you come back
給你一個驚喜 Surprise!!!
爸爸 干的好 Good job Daddy
晚上好 Peach Plaza旅館 Good evening Peach Plaza Motel
請幫我接Annabell Hensler Yes can you connect me with Annabell Hensler please
馬上 One moment
沒人回答 先生 要留言嗎 No answer sir. Would you like to leave a message
不 No
不 不留言 No. No message
好吧 我有很多事要處理 所以 Well I got a lot going on and that so
我不知道我是否應該... I don't know if I'm going to make it...
我們該晾一晾她 We should hang out her
是應該 We should
我去下洗手間 I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick
好的 我也去 Yeah, yeah I'll join you
媽媽 Mama!
甜心 Oh sweetheart!
親愛的 Oh dear
我正在和Jen商量明天怎么過 I was just telling Jen how you were going to come over
我們不能讓你一個人過生日 Tomorrow. We can't let you spend your birthday alone
我有街區派對啊 I've got the block party
我們可以陪你一起 We could come with you
是的 Yeah
太好了 Perfect
很好 Great
我來陪你們這些酒鬼 I'm coming you lush!
亨利也許會在這兒過夜 Oh, Henry might be staying the night
我告訴你船上的煙是怎么回事 I'm telling you smoke on the water
這只小雞是帶電的 This chick was electrified
喔哦 Pow! Snap! Pop! Whooo!!
哈哈哈 Ha ha ha ha
好吧 Okay
我需要把到處都塞滿 I need to get a fill up
你覺得你那有我喜歡的東西嗎 You got something there you think I might like?
我幾分鐘后回來 I'll see you guys in a minute
或者你喜歡的東西 這是你的派對 Or something you might like it's your party
你可以得到任何你想要的 You get to have whatever you want
酒呢 Uhh...Wine?
玩得開心嗎 Having Fun?
我... I'm uhh...
-我去打開它 -我在這兒 -I'll go open it -I'll be here with a birthday kiss
等你回來給你一個生日吻 when you get back
我只希望這是一個驚喜 I just hope that it was a good surprise you know?
你知道嗎 他看上去有點心不在焉 He seems kind of distracted
他沒指望滿屋子的人會放過他 He wasn't expecting a house full of people cut him some slack
也許克里斯汀對三年之痛的看法是對的 Maybe Kristen is right about the 3 year thing. You would
你會告訴我對吧 你不會遮掩 tell me right? You wouldn't sugar coat it
這些事情 知道了更好 'Cause with things like that. It's just better to know
我的意思是 我的腿沒有很多毛 I mean, my legs aren't hairy but, I have been in my
但是我前兩周一直穿著我的肥牛仔褲... fat jeans for the last two weeks which...
這也許就是為何他寧愿呆在家做餡餅 May be why he would rather stay home and make cobbler
也不愿跟我去度假 天哪 Than go on vacation with me. Oh my God
我真的要崩潰了 I really am freaking out
出了什么事 What's going on with you guys?
午餐時你把她嚇壞了 You got her all freaked out at lunch
你還跟Spencer上床嗎 是還是否 Are you still having sex with Spencer? Yes or No?
是的 沒間斷過 Yeah all the time
那么你們婚姻就沒問題 Then your marriage is fine
姐妹們咱們來玩字謎游戲吧 來吧 Guys can we please play charades now? Come on
你確信你沒事嗎 Are you sure you're all right?
是的 我沒事 Yeah yeah, I'm Okay
注意樓梯 Watch the steps!
走回家 他真的不該開車 Walk home! He really shouldn't be driving
不 親愛的 我來 No no babe. I got it
不 親愛的 我來 No honey no. I got it
我想把整個房子都放到床上 I'll put the house to bed
你得去收拾東西了 You've got to start packing
-親愛的 今天是你生日 -我知道 -Babe, It's your birthday -I know
你真的要做嗎 Are you sure?
-是啊 -好吧 就只要一會 -Yeah. -Ok. Just take a few moment
剩下的我明早再收拾 I get the rest the morning
我愛你 I love you
謝謝 我也愛你 Thank you I love you
你的褲子呢 Where are your pants?
出了什么事嗎 Is something wrong?
沒有 當然沒有 No, of course not.
你確信嗎 Are you sure?
我是說我們之間沒有問題吧 I mean. Is everything okay between us?
你在開玩笑 對吧 You're kidding, Right?
過來 是這兒嗎 Come here. Come here this the spot?
也許這次我可以 Maybe I could skip the
不帶東西去 cornfield packing method just this once
你明天很早的飛機 應該繼續收拾東西 Your flights early you should keep packing
我本該告訴Newpar明天再去 I should have just told Newpar I'd go tomorrow
錯過你的生日我覺得很糟糕 I feel terrible missing your birthday
不用擔心 明年還會有的 No worries. I've got another one next year
那么 等等 Well hold on
你需要生日吻 You need your birthday kiss
好了 會讓鄰居們妒忌的 Okay, we don't want the neighbors to get jealous
我們在車道上親熱 Throwing a little porno in the driveway
我不想 Don't want you to be late
讓你遲到 For the airport
-好吧 -錯過飛機 -Ok -Miss your flight
走吧 There we go!
嗨 Jen Hey Jen!
Jen Jen!
嗨 Jackie Hey! Jackie
作為派對動物你們起的真早 You're up early for a party animal
是的 我正耍趕去機場 Oh yeah. I'm just runnning out to the airport
我的DOggie說我們睡覺不怕吵 My Doggie says its a good thing that we're such sound
真是件好事 因為你知道很多人 sleepers because you know a lot of other people might have
也許會因此失眠 An issue with all that noise.
總之 Doggy想跟Spence談談 Any who. Doggy wants to talk to Spence about this whole
柵欄邊界線的問題 fence on the property line bruhauhau we're having
我們不想再次 We don't want to bring lawyers into it
把律師請來 好嗎 Any more than you do right?
但我們確信我們的新柵欄沒占你們的地 But, we're quite sure our new fence is not on your land
你知道 你明白的 You know, you understand
是的 好極了 但是你明白 Oh yeah, perfectly. But you understand
你得跟Spencer談這件事 對吧 gonna have to take it up with Spence right?
好嗎 Okay?
謝謝你Jackie 對不起我趕時間 回見 Thanks Jackie, I'm sorry I'm in a big rush. See you soon
好吧 你要遲到了 Okay, you're late.
嗨 你們昨晚玩得開心嗎 Hey, Did you guys have fun last night?
是的 好極了 Oh yeah, it was great
當然 我今天早上還得付賬 Of course, I'm paying for it this morning
你今晚還是要帶Spence出去 是嗎 You're still taking Spence out tonight though right?
是的 說了一百次 Yes, for the hundredth time
好的 Good
好吧 爸爸是不是保證會對他好一點 Okay did Daddy promise to be nice to him?
嗯...別說這么多了 Hmmm...Not in so many words
快趕飛機吧 我們來照顧Spence 好嗎 Just get yourself on the plane. Let us take care of Spence, Okay?
好吧 那我到San Francisco給你打電話 Okay, well I'll call you when I get to San Francisco
我愛你 Love you
我也愛你 親愛的 再見 Love you too dear. Bye
嗯... Mmmmm...
誰手機響了 你的還是我的 What was that? You or me?
是我的 That's me
你的 That's you
你有牛奶嗎 You got any milk?
有 Yeah
你還好吧 Everything all right?
是的 Yeah
看看有什么 有些脫脂牛奶... What do I got? I've got some skim milk and...
還有些低脂酸奶酪 I've got some low fat yogurt
知道嗎 你可以把它們混合起來 You know what you can do? You can mix the two together
伙計你到底在干嗎 What the hell are you doing man?
你該看看你的臉 You should have seen your face
就像你拉褲子上了 You almost crapped your pants
是的 真有趣... Yeah, It's really funny....
你在干什么 What are you doing?
殺你 伙計 Killing you buddy
Spencer你要去哪兒 Where are you going Spence? Huh?
你在樓上藏了槍什么的嗎 You got a gun upstairs or something?
給你個驚喜 我回來了 Surprise! I'm back
Spence Spence?
你們在干什么 What are you doing?
Spencer 住手 Spencer! Stop it!
住手 你傷到他了 Stop! You're hurting him
我要你幫我拿點東西 I need you to give me something
住手 上樓在廣頭桌里... Stop it. Upstairs, in the bedside table...
有把格洛克四五 一把格洛克 There's a Glock 45
一把槍 快去拿 A gun! Just go get it!
你為啥有槍 Why do you have a gun?
我來了... I'm coming, I'm coming...
我希望你快點 I kind of need you to hurry
你現在要做的是拿槍... Your job right now. I need you to point the gun at him...
對著他的頭開槍 And shoot him in the face
什么 不要 他瘋了... What?! It's a psychotic...
-不要 -求你了 開槍 -Don't do it. -Just shoot, please
好的 好的 Okay okay
賤人敢射我 Oww! Bitch shot me
你瘋了嗎 What are you crazy!
你讓我打他的臉 You told me to shoot him in the face
我沒想到你真的會開槍 I didn't think you were really going to shoot
我是讓你轉移他的... I was telling you to divert his...
那么你應該揮手 Well then you should have waved or
交叉雙手祈求好運或者什么的 Crossed your fingers or something
我正忙著不讓他殺死我 I was a little busy trying not to die
-天哪 我打了他 -沒事 -Oh God, I shot him -It's alright
他只是昏了 沒死 It's all right he's just knocked out, he's not dead
沒事 我希望你去地下室 It's Okay. I need you to go to the basement
把膠帶拿來 And get the duct tape
樓下有膠帶 下去拿來 There's duct tape downstairs go downstairs and get the duct tape
-我不能動了 -快去 -I can't move -Move it
我不能動了 沒事的 I can't move!
沒事的 It's okay
沒事的 他會沒事的 It's okay, he's going to be okay
也許 Maybe
Spence Spence?
發生什么事了 What is happening?
我正想知道呢 I'm about to find out
-有答案了 -你打他了 -We got it. -Do you hurt him?
是的 我想他會好的 Yeah, I think he'll be all right
對不起 我的血流到你椅子上了 Sorry I'm bleeding on your chair
你得重裝椅面是嗎 You just had it reupholstered right?
是的 Yeah
你有合同 You were under contract
什么合同 生意嗎 Contract for what? The business?
有人雇他來殺我 Somebody hired him to kill me
天哪 Oh my God!
我以為我們是朋友 I thought we were friends
真的嗎 你似乎從沒這么認為過 Really? Because you never seemed that invested
噢 Owww!!!
我跟我們的客戶說我罩你 I covered for you. With every client that we have
我說服那些賤人別罵你無力 I talked a half a dozen hussy girls out of slashing your tires
當你睪丸腫脹 患上真菌病的時候 I even drove you to the free clinic when your balls were
我甚至開車送你去免費診所 swollen and you had that fungal thing!
不 不 -我幫你隱瞞"狗吠先生"的事情 Oh no no. -I helped you bury "sir barks-a-lot"
嗨 他是只好狗 Hey. He was a good dog all right
放過他 Leave him out of this
他不會自己送死的 He couldn't fetch for shit
Spencer Spencer
什么 Yeah?
到今天結束的時候 你會跟他一樣死去 By the end of the day, you're going to be just as dead as he is
你的頭價值兩千萬美元 You got a 20 million dollar bounty on your head
天哪 Oh God!
你頭昏了嗎 Are you going to faint?
我要嘔吐過才會暈 Unless I puke first
呼吸 Breathe
沒事的 It's okay
這怎么會沒事 How is this okay?
我會解釋的 只是不是現在 I'll explain. Just not right now
不 你現在解釋 我要你馬上解釋 No you explain now! I want you to explain right now!
Jen Jen?
Spence Spence?
喂 Hello?
他們來了 安靜 Yeah that it. Be very quiet
也許別的殺手會離開 Maybe the other assassin will go away
喲呵 Yoo-hoo
可能是你的任何鄰居 Could be any your neighbours
出來吧 不管你在哪里 Come out, come out wherever you are
怎么了 What?
你不覺得我會有競爭者嗎 You didn't think I'd have some competition?
-兩千萬美元可以買好多耐心 -有人嗎 -20 million dollars buys a lot of patience -Helloooooo!
我看到你的車了 I can see your car
Spencer 我是Jackie Valero Spencer, It's just Jackie Valero
我知道你在里面 I know you're in there
她只想談談柵欄邊界的問題 She just wants to talk about the property line or something
或者 殺了你 Or...Kill you
你倆在嗎 有人嗎 Hello you two, Hello?
我們怎么辦 What do we do?
走 咱們走 帶上你的行李 Go, we go. Take your package
他呢 What about him?
不 不要 不要 O No no no
Spencer住手 Spencer stop
如果我不這樣他會把我們殺了 If I don't he will kill us
他是我們的朋友 He's our friend
他是個騙子 He's a liar
系好安全帶 Put your seatbelt on
Jen Jen!
Jen 發生什么事了 Jen! What's going on?
...她有槍 -我知道 ...my gun -I can tell
Jen 你沒事吧 Jen, everything all right
早上好 Good Morning
慢點 Slow Down!
停車 我馬上要下車 Stop the car right there I am getting out right now!
坐好 Sit Down
我有權逃跑 我甚至不知道 I have a right to freak out
你到底是誰 I don't even know who the hell you are!
我就是我 It's me
只是有個不同的簡歷 I just have a different resume
你為誰工作 Who do you work for?
暴徒嗎 Is it the Mob?
我不能說 說了他們會把你也殺了 I can't tell you. If I tell you they could kill you too
我不能告訴你我為誰工作 Let's just say that I work for the blah. blah. blah
他們不讓我說 And they gave me a license to blah
空氣 我現在需要空氣 Air. I need air right now
好的 親愛的 All right Honey
我本不想這樣的 It was never my primary directive
我們結婚了嗎 Are we even married?
我是說法律上 但在你心里呢 I mean legally married, not married in your heart?
在France的時候 我退出了組織 I got out in France
在France我墜入情網 I was in a love bubble in France
Spencer 我有東西要給你 I've got something for you Spence
分開你的腿 你不能就這樣了事 Spread your legs. You are not getting off that easy
打開 好的 Spread 'Em!
天啊 天啊 拿著這個 Here Hold this
抓緊 Hold on
謝謝 Thank you
他在我這邊 他在我旁邊 He's on my side. He's on my side
真酷 賽車 Oh cool! Race cars
該死 Damn!
撞到他了 That got him
你沒事吧 You okay?
嗯 哼 Mmm Hmm
他會追上來的 He's going to be close behind
藏起來 Hide
-什么 -藏起來 馬上 -What? -Hide, now
你要干什么 What are you going to do?
我要殺了他 I'm going to kill him
噢 Whoa!!!
Spence Spence?
Spencer Spencer
上車 Get in the truck
他死了... Is he...?
是的 Yeah
我們要談談 Start talking
大學一年級的時候我就被招募了 I was recruited in college freshman year
他們為何選了你 Why did they choose you?
他們需要無親無故的人 我父母過世之后... They look for independent people. And after my parents passed...
就沒有家人了 所以... I didn't have any family. So...
我們得走了 親愛的 We've gotta go babe
你可以在車上拿我撒氣 You can be pissed at me in the truck
你也要把我殺掉么 Are you going to kill me too?
別這么說 要是我想殺你 Come on. If I was going to kill you
在屋子里時就該向你開槍的 I would have shot you back at the house
雖然這樣說... Uh.. that...
感覺挺怪的 我... Sounded weird I...
理論上說 你知道這是真實的 Logically, You know that that's true
好吧 Okay
-把腿分開 -你在下面還放了什么 -Spread 'em. -What else do you have down there?
多少人 Spencer How many people Spencer?
四...前面再加個十 Four...-teen
十五 是十五個 Fifteen It's fifteen
十五個是你真實的數目還是像是 Is fifteen your real number or is that like when
當你問一個女孩她跟多少男人睡過時 You ask a girl how many guy's she's slept with and
你得把她的回答數加倍再乘10 You have to double in and times it by ten?
我沒這么干過 我只是... I didn't do that. I'm just...
就是15個 Fifteen is my number
而且據我所知他們都是壞蛋 And they were all bad guys as far as I know
但是這種事越來越難說出口 But it was getting harder to tell
尤其是后來我遇到了你 And then I met you
我們相愛了 然后我就洗手不干了 And we fell in love and I got out
我以前的上司昨天找到了我 My boss reached out to me yesterday
他現在在一家酒店里 He's staying in a hotel
他會知道發生了什么事的 He'll know what's going on
親愛的 Sweetie
你的槍露出來了 Your gun is showing
你能指望我把它放引哪里去 Where do you expect me to put it?
你沒看見這東西這么大嗎 Have you seen the size of this thing?
我爸的電話 Oh, It's my Dad
我能接嗎 Should I take it?
你不是說把這個鈴聲改了嗎 I thought you said you were going to change that?
甜心 放松 Sweetheart Relax
現在對Spencer查勤是不是有點早了 It's a little early to check on Spencer, don't you think?
Jen肯定剛剛在酒店里安頓下來 And Jen will just be getting settled at the hotel
是啊 Yeah
你說的對 You're right
Spence Spence?
我找到了... I got the...
放松... Easy...
這是我以前的上司Holbrook It's my old boss Holbrook
心臟上兩槍 頭中一槍 Two to the heart one in the head
老式教法 應該是個經驗豐富的槍手 It's old school training had to be an experienced hitter
好的 All right
從尸體來看槍擊發生于今天早上 Judging from his body it happened earlier this morning
沒事的 It's okay
腎上腺素的關系 It's the adrenaline
你分泌的稍微有點多 You're going in a little bit
你怎么能這么談論他 你認識他啊 How can you talk about him like that? You knew him
我就是這么被訓練出來的寶貝 It's my training baby
抱歉 Sorry
Spencer 我沒法待在這里 Spence, I can't stay here
我覺得我要發病了 I think I'm going to get sick
再等一小 會寶貝 Just give me a second baby
得搞到一些 Gotta have some information
關于目標的信息 About the target
你已經查過那了 You already looked there
我遺塥了些什么 I'm missing something
是手表 It's the watch
不對勁 It's wrong
他從來不帶這種華麗的東西以免引起關注 He'd never wear anything this flashy nothing to get noticed
看這里 Look at this
-表壞了 誰會注意呢 -不 不 -It's broken. Who cares? -No no
這里有個塞子像是閃存或什么的 沒了 It's a plug in for like a flash drive or something. It's missing
你說的對 有人拿走了驅動器 You're right. Someone's taken the drive
好了 Okay All right
咱們走 Let's go
你覺得是Henry殺了Holbrook嗎 Do you think that Henry got to Holbrook?
不 Henry是今天早上才卷進來的 No Henry was in agreement until this morning
是別人殺了他 There was another shooter at the house
我認為我們得離開這里 I think we need to get out of here
沒錯 Absolutely
然后去找我父母 And go to my parents
-哦 不行 -行 行 -o, no. -Yes, yes. No
行 我爸爸知道該怎么做 Yes! My Dad will know what to do
我曾經以此為生 I used to do this for a living okay
我們不能把你父母牽扯進來 We do not want to involve your parents
-而我們也肯定用不著你爸爸的幫助 -我認為有必要 -And we definitely don't need help from your Dad -I think we do
因為 Because your plan
你殺死亨利然后來看個死人的計劃 to kill Henry and come see a dead guy
根本沒有奏效 It's not really working out
我早就該料到了 I should have seen this coming
你肯定會把你父母牽扯進來的 Of course you're going to rope your parents into this
你是個特工和雙重間諜 Oh! You are a spy and a double agent
而我就因為想給我父母打電話反而成了壞人 But I'm the bad guy because I want to call my parents. Really?
我們結婚都3年了 We've been married for three years
可我們從未離開過你父母哪怕五分鐘 And we've never been 5 Minutes away from your parents
他們總是到咱家來 你爸爸整天就是 They're always coming over and you Dad's all
"Cornfield家的洗碗機就是這么裝的" 和 "This is how the Cornfields load the dishwasher" and
"順時針除草坪這是Cornfield家的規矩" "Mow the lawn clockwise, because that's the Cornfield way"
"拿著這塊煤 把它墊到你屁股底下" "Take this piece of coal, Stick it up your keester"
"像我們一樣使勁擠壓它" "Squeeze it real tight like we do"
"你就能做出Cornfield牌的鉆石了" "And you'll make a Cornfield diamond"
等一下 你現在是在數落我的父母 Ok now hold up a minute. You're talking about my parents
我是你的丈夫 I'm your husband
等我們有了自己的小孩該怎么辦 What are we going to do when we have our own kids?
Jen Jen Jen Jen
你就跟我說句話吧 哪怕就一句 If you could just talk to me for a second
我收回我說的話 我愛你的父母 I take it back I love your parents
我現在精神上給他們一個擁抱 I'm sending them a mental hug right now
Spencer 你好嗎 Spencer! Hey...you okay?
是的 我挺好的 Yeah, I'm good
是啊 Yeah
你的車庫 真是毀的很徹底啊 Your garage. It's it's a wreck
是啊 聚會搞的... Yeah it was a party foul it...
你知道今晚我們有個街區聚會吧 You do realize that we have the block party tonight
而你的車庫 真礙眼啊 and its a...it's a real eyesore
那就別看它好了 Pete Well then don't look at it Pete!
你不能就這么跑掉 You can't just run off like that
這樣我很難保護你 You make it impossible for me to protect you
保護措施來的有點晚啊 A little late for protection
仔細想想吧 我亂發脾氣 Think about it. My emotions are all over the place
我嗅覺靈敏到是警犬的兩倍 I'm picking up smells that half the K-9 unit would miss
還有 我每次呼吸都有干嘔的感覺 Plus, I pretty much feel like vomiting every time I breathe
今天過的太緊張了 It's been a stressful day
那么解釋一下這個 Explain these
它們難道不是一直這么雄偉嗎 Aren't they always that big?
你每天都吃避孕藥的啊 You take the pill every day
我知道 但是上個月我得炎癥了記得嗎 I know, But I had strep last month remember?
我不得不服用抗生素 I had to take a Z pack
所以把避孕藥的藥性給抵消了 Antibiotics knock out the pill. That's why I told you we
所以我要告訴你要小心行事 Had to be careful.
我以為你說的是我的技巧而不是搞大肚子 I thought you talk about my technique. Not getting knocked up
好了 別對我大喊大叫的 神槍手 Okay don't yell at me Sure shot
是你提議周六大家要裸體的 You're the one who suggested naked saturdays
需要幫忙嗎 Can I help you?
別這么做 Stop it
干嗎 她剛剛瞪著我們 瞪人很粗魯 What? She's staring at us staring is rude
我們能不能...又不是在圖書館 Can we just...We're not in a library here
上前一步 挑一個 Let's just pick up the pace
這些并不一定都準的 知道嗎 Well they're not all equally accurate okay?
就這么站在通道外面也挺傻的... Well it's just crazy to stand out here in the aisle so...
拿一個 全拿了 我不知道 誰在乎呢 Take one. Take them all. I don't know? Who cares?
我在乎 我在乎 Spencer I care. I care Spence. It would be awesome
能知道我肚子里是不是孕育著一個小生命 to know if I am actually making a little being
是一件很美妙的事情 別再說我瘋了 Inside of me okay? And don't you call me crazy!
我不是說你是瘋子 I'm not calling you crazy
我是指這種情況很瘋狂 站在這很瘋狂 The scenario is crazy standing here is crazy
你知道嗎 你一點忙都沒幫我 You know what? You're not helping
你們好 有什么需要我幫助的嗎 Uh...Folks? Could I be of some assistance?
是的 Yes
你可以 You can ahh...uhh...
Kevin Kevin
這里哪一種最精確 Which one of these is the most accurate?
Jen 我可不認為他會是驗孕棒專家 Jen I don't think he's a pregnancy test expert
這個嘛...第一反應總是最受歡迎的... Well...First response seems to be pretty popular uh...
感覺就像不能把它留在架子上 拿著 Can't seem to keep it on the shelf here you go
肯定是你的第一個 Must be your first
-懷孕測試 -孩子 -Pregnancy test? -Baby
是啊 Oh. Yeah, yeah
也許今天是你的幸運日 Well, It may be your lucky day
住手 瞧啊 Stop it. Look at that
這個正在降價銷售 It's on sale
太好了 Great that's great
-走吧 -非常感謝 謝謝 -Let's go. -Thank you so much. Thanks
我來了 I'm coming
別評判我 No judging
我必須遵守Holbrook死后的約定程序 I need to follow protocol report Holbrook's termination
我要找個安全的地方 I'll get a safe house
你在那會很安全 You'll be protected there
而我就可以去查出 And I can figure out
Holbrook的目標是誰 Who Holbrook's target was
也許能查出誰操縱著這整件事 Maybe find out who set this whole thing in motion
等我吃完我的美味肉干 Along as I get to pee on the stick and eat my
然后在驗孕棒上尿完之后再說 Delicious jerky. I'm in
很好 Great
聽著 還有一件事 Listen. There's one more thing
你不要不高興...我得偷輛車 You can't be upset...I need to steal a car
那卡車太爛了 The truck's shot to shit
我把我們今天做的壞事都記下來了去吧 I did a list of awful thing we do all days, so go for it
像是剛從減肥夏令營回家 Honey, I'm eating like I just got home from Fat Camp
很高興聽到你這么說 I'm glad you said it
真的嗎 Really?
你現在想挑釁一只熊媽媽么 You want to poke Mama Bear right now?
這聽起來像是個好主意嗎 That seems like a good idea?
你現在有點嚇人了 打你的電話吧 Hey you're kind of scary right now
已經聯接 請說出聯系人 You are a go for contact
這里是Zulu 149號 This is Zulu one four niner
之前的聯系人Sierra 100已經被強制退休了 Sierra one zero zero's been forcibly retired prior to contact
我需要一處臨時避難所避難 Please advise a secure location for briefing
請等待進一步的指示 Hold for further instructions
Zulu 149號 這是我的代號 Zulu one four niner? That's my code
這可不太好記啊 It's just not very catchy
抱歉 所有的酷代號都被別人取完了 Sorry. All the cool code names were taken
Zulu 149 請確認你的聯系人及其身份 Zulu one four niner. Please confirm your contact and his status
Sierra 100 他已經死了 Sierra one zero zero and his status is dead
而且我相信他的目標還襲擊了我 And I believe his target has put a hit on me
拒絕 Sierra 100沒有目標 Negative Sierra one zero zero has no target
他已經不是在職特工了 He is no longer an active agent. Please provide
請提供你的位置及坐標... your location and code...
怎么了 What happened?
事情不對勁 Something's not right
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
查查Henry的東西 看能否找出誰雇的他 To search Henry's stuff. See if we can find out who
也許和Holbrook有關 Hired him. Maybe there's a connection to Holbrook
你可以在后面...尿尿 Oh and you could do your...Pee thing
好了 我進去了 I got it, I'm in
太棒了 Nice
黃片...黃片...好黃的片 Porn...porn...porn...Poooooorn
這些人也太獨出心裁了吧 People are so inventive
-他們喜歡把那撐起來 然后...-好的 -They're like propped up there and...-Ok
好吧 這樣做顯得很奇怪 Okay, how weird is this going to get?
因為這里的有世東西 Because there are some things
你不能視而不見 That you can't unsee
這是亨利的"狗狂吠先生"的照片 It's a picture of Henry's dog "Sir Barks-a-lot"
還穿著戲服 In costume?
等一下 Wait a minute
你看這些文檔的大小 Look at the size of these files
上帝啊 Oh my God
這是兩年前拍的照片 These are pictures from two years ago
我是說這是我們第一次參加街區聚會 I mean, This was the first block party we went to
不管是誰策劃的 這個人都有夠病態的 Whoever set this up was patient enough to embed Henry
天知道除了Henry還有誰混入了我的生活 And God knows who else into my life
我們的生活 Our life
等一下... Wait wha...
我很肯定這張是你爸爸拍的 I'm pretty sure your Dad took that one
什么意思 沒什么 只是實話實說 What is that supposed to mean?
沒錯 對我爸爸和那照片妄加評論 Yes. An observation about my father and that photo
因為這張照片是他拍的 Because it's a picture that he took
這么說 現在我爸爸成壞人了 Okay so now my Dad, is a bad guy
-我絕不是那個意思...-不不不 你是對的 -I definely not...-No no no you are right
你是對的 You're right
因為你是個騙子 還是個職業殺手 Because you're a liar...and a hitman
所有人可能都跟你一樣 我媽沒準也是 And everybody probably is too. So I bet my Mom's in on it
還有Cornfield奶奶 And Granny Cornfield
是啊 也許她整天就以 Yeah, I think she's just messing with our minds with
"我要坐在輪椅上一會"來迷惑我們 The whole "I'm in a wheelchair bit!"
好了 我覺得我們現在吵架很沒有意思 Okay, We are getting into some counter productive
我認為咱們應該想想別的事情 Territory here and...I think we should move on to
比如 Something else like
比如...是不是該尿尿驗孕了 Like...Maybe we should piss on a stick now?
這會是個好主意 That would be a good idea
這是個好主意 因為我真的得去尿尿了 It is a good idea because I do have to pee
拿著我的槍 Grab my gun
你不能就這么走出去... You can't just walk out and...
你知道有人想殺掉我們 You are aware that people are trying to kill us
我真的想上廁所了 I really have to go
老天啊 把燈打開就是了 Oh for God's sake just turn the light on
這里又沒什么地方可藏 It's not like there's a lot of places to hide
盡管嘲笑我吧 Just humour me
謝謝 Thanks
你站在那里瞪著我 我根本尿不出 I can't pee with you just standing there staring at me
親愛的 你在我面前尿過一百萬次了 Honey, you've peed in front of me a million times
可是現在有點壓力啊 你不覺得嗎 But there's a little more pressure now don't you think?
這樣好點了嗎 Better?
不行 No
不行嗎... No...?
-啊... -Ahhhh...
親愛的 你就不能給我一分鐘嗎 Honey, can you please just give me one minute
只需一分鐘就好 It's going to take a minute
你可以守著門 You can guard the door
-嗨 -嘿 -Hey! -Hey
-你在這里呀 -你也在這里 -You're here -You are here
太高興啦 上帝啊 你瞧... I am glad. Oh God look...
2008年6月關于風管的計算有點問題 There's a problem with the wind pipe count June 2008
賬單呢 你可能需要看一下 The billing? You might want to take a look at it
你知道嗎 別管賬單了 You know what? Let's forget the billing
星期一再處理這個吧 We'll just we'll take care of it on monday
你確定嗎 Are you sure?
是的 Yeah
好吧 Okay
很好 Great
Spence Spence?
你...你給我住手 Hey. You, you...Stop it
住手 Stop it
親愛的 不知怎的 開不了槍了 Honey, I don't know how...it's not It's not shooting
我不知道 上帝啊 I don't konw God!
你還好吧 Are you okay?
你沒事吧 Hey Are you all right?
我沒子彈了 I'm out of ammo
子彈比弦子重要是吧 Bullets before babies huh?
子彈現在是很重要的 Ammo's kind of important right now
結果是什么 What's it say?
兩道杠是什么意思 What's two bars mean?
你得告訴我結果 Hey you've got to translate this for me
我是不是要當爸爸了 Am I going to be a Dad?
我要當母親了 I'm going to be a Mother
但我不確定你會不會當父親 But I'm not sure yet if you're going to be a father
Jen...我知道你很不開心 Jen, Jen...I know you're upset
你有權利這么做 And you have every right to be
但我沒法改變我的身份 But I can't change who I was
那給我們帶來了什么呢 Where does that leave us?
我們會查出來的 We'll figure it out
怎么做 How?
-我會保護你的 -告訴我怎么做 -I'll keep you safe. -How tell me how?
這樣我就留下 And I will stay
一切都結束了 Spencer It's over Spencer
我知道你不想結束 I know you don't want this to be over
當看到那兩條杠時 What I wanted stopped mattering
我想要什么已經不重要了 The moment I saw those two bars
你要去哪 Where are you going?
Jen...Jen Jen Jen...Jen Jen!
-噢...Olivia -oh...Olivia!
誰在打電話找你 Henry Henry, Who is calling you?
你一定是在和我開玩笑吧 You've got to be kidding me
Spence 我有個包裹給你 Hey Spence, I've got a package for you
兄弟 放松點 Relax buddy
來點脫因咖啡 Try a little decaf
過來這邊簽收 Come on around the other side for me
我想應該是上次沒貨的Tuscan布料 I think it's that back ordered fabric from Tuscan
現在終于悠哉悠哉地到達目的地了 Sure took its sweet time in getting here huh?
是啊 Yeah
你就幫我在紙上簽個名就好了 I just need your signature on the top there
-有筆嗎 -有 -Pen? -Oh yeah
我想我應該放倒他了 I think I got him
我看也是 Yeah you got him
天啊 還好你沒事 Oh God, I'm glad you're okay
天啊你一定把他惹毛了看看那擋風玻璃 God look at the windshield you must have really pissed him off
有人是不想殺我的嗎 Is anyone...Not trying to kill me?
謝了 Thanks
走 去偷車 Let's go steal a car
我們現在怎么辦 So what do we do now?
我不知道 I don't know
不如去上夫妻關系輔導課 Maybe some couples counseling
不 No
我說的是現在 Now
我們現在做什么 Spencer Spencer. What to we do? Right now
哦對 現在 Right now right
現在我們先回家 我有個應急背囊 Right now we're going to go to the house. I've got a
我們有錢 武器 護照 一切都準備好了 Go bag. We've got money, weapons, passports
我們怎么會有個應急背囊 Spencer We're set why exactly do we have a go bag Spencer?
難道你早就知道會發生這些事情嗎 Did you know this was going to happen?
我并不知道 No. I didn't know
撒謊 You're lying
你在撒謊 You are lying
-我告訴你一切了嗎 -沒有 -Am I telling you everything? -No
是的 我并沒有告訴你一切 I'm not telling you everything Okay
但是我們已經結婚了 撒謊是家常便飯 But we're married. That's what married people do honey
夫婦之間互相撒謊 They lie to each other
當被問及皮膚是否如她母親一樣布滿皺紋 They tell people things that aren't true to keep them safe
他們便會用謊言來換取 And to protect one another when they ask things like
婚姻的安穩和對方的自尊 If they have their mother's arms
我沒在說你... Not that you have your mother's arms. I'm not...
我們第一次見面你就對我撒謊了 我沒有 You lie to me. The first time. We met
噢 我沒 o, I didn't
那難道你父親真是個俄羅斯來的性變態嗎 Unless your Dad is a Russian pervert?
可是我向你坦白了啊 Well I came clean about that
你沒有 You didn't
你沒有告訴我真相 You did not come clean
我有告訴你啊...你自己在睡覺而已 Did too. I told you...I can't help that you were sleeping
我哪知道你會睡得像死豬一樣 得了 I didn't know that you sleep like a dead person
我以為你聽到我說的每一句話了呢 For all I know you heard everything I said.
有依據嗎 Based on what?
依據就是...你的腿....當時在抽動 Based on...Your leg....Was twitching
天啊 這簡直是完美的證據 God you know this is perfect this is just perfect
你不會像Suzy Partt的丈夫Murray一樣 You couldn't have been just hiding Tranny porn in the
是個只會在床底下藏黃色讀物的人吧 crawlspace like Suzy Pratt's husband Murray?
真的嗎 Murray Really? Murray?
不 不 不...你一定是個間諜 No no no no you...Had to be a spy
我居然嫁給了間諜 I can't believe I married a spy.
我難道是Pussy Galore嗎 What am I? Pussy Galore?
以我所知 你不是 Not that I know of
你說什么 Excuse me?
你難道現在要來對我們的性生活發牢騷嗎 You're going to complain now about our sex life?
這就是你在做的嗎 Is that what you're doing?
我并沒有要埋怨我們性生活的意思... I'm not going to complain about our sex...
你把車停下 我們馬上做愛 Pull the car over! We'll have sex right now!
不 我們要去我父母家 No! We're going to my parents. We are going to my parents!
我們不能去你父母家 我們能去 We are not going to your parents house
-我們要去我說了去就是去 -咱們不能 -Yes we are. I said yes! -We are not...
聽我說 Listen to me
你必須要信任我 我們不能去你父母家 We can not go to your parents. You have to trust me
我愛你 I love you
而且我會保護你 辛苦你弄到車了 And I will protect you. Now you did a great job of
我現在需要你把它開向我們家 finding a car. I need you to point it at the house and
踩油門 Step on it
好吧 Okay Fine
我在踩油門了 但車... I'm stepping on it and it's not...
車沒有反應...車 It's not going...It's
干脆在減速了 車... Stopping actually It's starting to...
拋錨了 Not go
沒看到油量計一直在閃嗎 Didn't notice the uhh...Blinking fuel light?
你是對的 You're right
我道歉 我應該一開始就去加滿油 I apologize. Topping off the tank should have been my first priority
跑 跑 Run run
跑啊 向那邊跑 Go! Go that way!
見鬼 Darn it!
鎖住了 It's locked
我沒打中... I missed...
真的嗎 Really?
-兩千萬 -會拿到手的 甜心 -20 million!!! -You got it, sweetie!!
天啊 Volvo的車真厲害 God those Volvo's are amazing
-見鬼 -街區聚會 -Shit! -The block party
繼續走別落下了 Stay close keep moving
要核桃松餅嗎 Walnut muffin?
Spencer Jen 你們也來了 Hi guys! Spence Spence Jen Jen
Jen 你們這是去哪啊 Jen Jen where are you guys going?
他們有玉米熱狗 普通咖啡 They've got corn dogs. They are got regular
熏肉還是免費的 And they've got bacon covered
親愛的 她身上不可能藏得下槍 Honey! There's no wat she's packing heat
可藏匿東西地方之多會把你嚇一跳的 You'd be surprised where people hide stuff
伙計們我可以藉用一下你們的洗手間嗎 Guys can I use the bathroom in you house?
大解 Number one
應急背囊在哪 在工作室里面 Where is the go bag? In the office
離窗子遠點 保險箱在地毯下面 Stay away from the windows. The safe is underneath
密碼是我們的結婚紀念日 The carpet and the combination's our anniversary
你去哪 Where are you going?
拿槍啊 To get the guns
哦 去拿槍 更多的搶 Oh, to get the guns, more guns
棒極了 That's great
Rotilda Walfredsson Rotilda Walfredsson?
我居然成了Swedish了 Ooh, I'm Swedish
Spence Spence?
Spencer 是你嗎 Spencer is that you?
Spence Spence?
是你嗎 Spencer Spencer is that you?
天啊 Oh God!
媽媽 Mom
你知道...現在不是來造訪我的好時間 Hey, You know,.. It is actually not a great time
你說呢 You think?
Kristen Kristen?
你知道嗎...這確實講得通 You know...That actually kind of makes sense
放下你的槍 要不就是你最后一次叫媽媽了 Lower your gun! Or it's last call for Mommy
我早和你說過她不是什么好女孩 I told you she's not a nice girl
你說我不是好女孩 You told her that?
這很沒禮貌 That's very rude
見鬼 誰在上面 God damn it! Who is up there?
我不知道 I don't know
如果有人在我之前就把完美先生殺了... If somebody shoots Mr.Perfect before I have the chance to...
我會無條件殺了你們 I will kill you both
放下你的槍 現在 On principal lower your gun, Now!
檢查一下 Check it out.
莉莉 不要 Lili no
放開我媽 好嗎 我一個人做人質就夠了 Just let my Mom go, okay, I am all the leverage you need
我用了整整三年 I didn't spend the last three years
天天聽你嘮叨 Listening to you babble incisively
你那完美的小資生活 About your perfect little life
我可不想今晚搞砸了 To F it all up now
給我進客廳 兩個都是 So get in the living room. Both of you
走 Let's go
走啊 Let's go
轉過身去 Turn around
過來 親愛的 Come here dear
過來 Come on
你沒事吧 You okay? Are you all right?
Jen Jen
老實說 我們的確曾經很好地相處過 To be fair we did have some good times
沒錯 Yeah
還記得... Remember when...
你終于來了 親愛的 Oh, there you are dear.
接電話啊 先生 Answer the phone sir
我死去的最好的朋友要和你說 My dead best friend wants to let you know
你的目標還活著 That your target's still alive
放下武器吧 Spencer Stand down Spencer
伙計們...放松點 Whoa, hey...Guys
是他殺了Holbrook He killed Holbrook
心臟兩槍 頭一槍 還記得嗎 Two to the heart. One to the head. Remember?
然后他就對我下手了 And then he pulled the trigger on me
爸 那是真的嗎 Daddy Is that true?
我在你們身邊安插殺手是因為我不信任他 I put sleepers in your life because I didn't trust your husband
我曾經希望我永遠不用啟動這個計劃 I hoped I'd never have to use it
這是Hlbrooks手表里面的閃存 It's the flash drive from Holbrooks watch
里面什么都有 他以前的上司變壞了 It's all there. His old boss turned dirty
而且我在你辦公室里...看到有他名字的卡片 And in you office...When I saw that card with his name on it
我知道你又入黑道 而且要來殺了我 I knew you were back in the game and you were coming after me
所以我啟動了殺手計劃 So I activated the killers
我并沒有要殺你的意思啊 I'm not trying to kill you sir
你怎么不告訴她你去Nice是為了殺我呢 Why don't you tell her about Nice where you tried to blow me up
你怎么知道Nice的事情 How did you know about Nice?
我本來是應該坐在那直升飛機上的 I was supposed to be on that helicopter
但看到你我就改變主意了 When I saw you I didn't go
你說我們在France相遇之后就金盆洗手了 You said you got out when we met in France
你說你墜入愛河 You said you were in the love bubble
我的確退出了 I got out
我退出了 I'm out
你看他像個已經退出那一行的人嗎 Just look at him does he look like he's out?
那是我最后一次任務 It was my last job
我退出了 我真的退出了 I'm out, I got out
為了我們 For us
而且我再也不會回去的 And I'm never going back
這么說... So..
你不是一個飛行員咯 難道這些 You are not a pilot
爸 夠了 放下槍 我一天都在躲子彈 Daddy enough, put your gun down. I have been dodging
全都是因為你 而且這對寶寶也不好 Bullets all day thanks to you and it is not good for the baby
你生了寶寶了嗎 You have a baby?
不 我快要有了 No I'm going to
噢 我就知道 Ohh!! I knew it
我們慶祝一下 Let's celebrate
我要當外公了嗎 I'm going to be a Grandpa?
是的 Yes
天啊 Oh God!
天啊 Oh my God
你是寶寶的父親 And you are the father?
拜托 爸 Oh for God's sakes Dad
好吧 Okay
這是一個大家都敞開心扉說真話的好時機 This would be a great time for a trust circle
真心話轉轉轉嗎 A trust circle?
對 Yes
我們一起來 Let's do that okay
所有人都來 爸 搬個椅子 Let's gather everybody Dad, pull up a chair
媽媽 快來 Mother join us
好的 O...kay
好的 Okay
我們不玩真心話轉轉轉的 I don't do trust circles
我知道 但這很必要 遷就我一次吧 I know Mother, but I think that this is necessary. Humour me
好吧 Okay
我終于明白了 I finally understand
我不是這次事件的罪魁禍首 對吧 That I am not to blame for this dynamic, okay?
你們才是 You are
而且你們要為之負責 And you need to own that
我只要為自己很不明智地嫁給了一個 I need to own the fact that I unwittingly married the one man
和我父親一樣的人承擔責任 who is exactly like my father
一個騙子 A liar
所以說... So...
如果你們之中任何一個想要見到小孩 If any of you want to ever see this kid
就得按我說的做 This is what's going to happen
明白嗎 Okay
不能再說謊 There will be no more lying
不能再去偷車... No more.. Stealing cars or...
也不準在家具里面藏匿武器 Hiding weapons in the furniture
還有我再也不想看到你們兩個嘗試殺了對方 And I never want to see you two try to kill each other again
事實上... Okay, In fact...
不應該再有殺戮了 There will be no more killing
我連你們打死蒼蠅都不想看到 I don't want to see you swat a fucking fly!
明白了嗎 Okay
沒問題吧 All Right
一我們都同意嗎 －同意 Are we all together on this?
同意嗎... Yeah...
說的好 親愛的 Great job baby
還有其它的事情嗎 Is there anything else?
我需要或者應該知道的 That I need to or should know
有人說嗎 Anyone
Spencer Spencer
英語并不是我的母語 English is not my first language
還有...我們在一起第三周的時候 Oh. Oh. And also...The third week that we were together
你在睡夢里說了我愛你 You said I love you in your sleep
我沒有告訴你是因為 And I didn't tell you because
我想第一個說出那句話 I wanted to be the one who said it first
所以... So...
謝謝你 親愛的 Thank you honey
媽媽 Mom?
親愛的 你還記得 Dear. You remember that time that, I took you and
我帶你和你的小伙伴去劃船嗎 your little friend for a boat ride?
不記得 No
不記得嗎 No?
那正好沒事了 Well forget it then we're good
好吧 Okay
好吧 好吧 Okay fine
除了在你們身邊安插了殺手 In addition to planting killers in your life
和秘密為國家機構工作之外 And secretly working for a government agency
我還要承認 I would like to admit
喲呵 Yoo Hoo!
Jen Jen!
我們需要談談那該死的柵欄分界線的事 We need to talk about that darn property line
Jen... Hi Jen...
甜心 Sweetie?
我不認為她是個殺手 I don't think she was a killer
那我知道 Oh, I know
紅穿藍 新嶄嶄 Red wire crosses blue good as new
藍穿紅 見死神 我知道 是我的順口溜 Blue crosses red. Good as dead I know. It's my saying
那是我的順口溜 你抄襲我的 That's not your saying, That's my saying you copied me
我才沒有 我沒有哪天是抄襲你的 I did not copy...I have not copied you a day in my life
真的嗎 Really?
我覺得我的胡子長得不錯 你說呢 I think it's coming in nice don't you?
糟透了 No
他喜歡就行了 Well he likes it
你說對吧 哥們 Don't you buddy?
你喜歡爸爸的胡子 對吧 You like Daddy's mustache don't you?
難道不喜歡嗎 Don't you like that mustache?
我的小寶貝怎么樣了 How's my little big guy doing?
非常好 倒是你爸說我在抄襲他 Great. Except for your Dad thinks I'm copying him which
我沒有 你能告訴他我沒有抄襲他嗎 I'm not will you please tell him I'm not copying him
抱歉了甜心 女兒都會嫁給她爸爸 Sorry sweetie. Every girl marries her Father
那不惡心嗎 Oh that's not gross
我就是的 I certainly did
我爸爸可帥了 Oh my Father was one handsome man.
良好的體格 波濤洶涌的肌肉 Well built...Rippling muscles
胡子比你還要茂盛 His mustache was a lot larger than yours though
像Vulcan的森林一樣 Thick! like a Vulcan forest
但你是來看小孩的 不是來嚇我的 But you're here to baby-sit, not creep me out
所以要是你不介意就 So if you wouldn't mind
你好啊 Oh Hi!
你外婆很嚇人吧 Yeah grandma's a little scary
現在是不是太早了點我們應該再待會兒 Maybe it's too soon. Maybe we should just stay
不早了 咱們該走了 約會夜呢 No no. It's not too soon. We're not staying. It's date night
我們要出去瘋瘋 今晚會很棒的 We're going to go out. It's going to be great
我穿著我的緊身牛仔褲哦 I'm wearing my skinny jeans
放心吧 Spencer 你可以信任我們 Don't worry Spencer, you can trust us
要是連他們都不相信我們還能相信誰 If we can't trust them. Who can we trust right?
說得對 Right
再見 伙計 Bye buddy!